HalfwaySquid's Comments

I assume you stole this game? Considering you forgot to remove the "Select emoji" from the ball selection menu.

WOH was that the thing from Ski Freak? Man I thought I left that monster behind long ago... But no.. He found me... Dear god...

Okay altogether, crappy game. Busy and distracting level design, simple, easy and no originality. But thats not that different that most "hit that thing into another thing" Physics games. But if it wasnt for this "rating manipulating" this game may have made it fairly well. The worst part about the rating scamming is there are people that you would be pushing out that have better games, and deserve the rewards more then you. Over all the game is about 2/5 BUT its only a 1/5 because FRANKENSTIEN IS THE DOCTOR WHO MADE THE MONSTER. NOT THE MONSTER HIMSELF.

gah can someone tell customer cravings to go burn in a hole and die. i always end up wasting 2/3 tickets on it. why do i have to tell people what food they want? that's not part of my already complicated job.

Am I the only one that constantly has graphic glitches and jumps through cars to be smeared, even though I clearly go through there windsheild to do it?...

0, -241, 121 purrfekt starw!

Wo this game is fun! Whats it called? Hacker vs Hacker? Coulda sworn it was called Plants vs Zombies, but oh well.

Is there a way you could make it that the level doesnt auto finish? Please? I'd like to kill the men so they dont kill the hostages, THEN get the hostages. Why am I being punished for not touching them? I saved them didnt I? Or are they all in aphalitic shock and I have some epi-pens or something?

Ya, the 5th level is kinda hard. But I only assume that because the boxes seem to want my girlfriend more then my very creepily smiling ball... thing. Might want to test out your levels before you finish the game.

Serously, another platformer, dont we have enough? "New" my butt.. Click and drag to do what now? OH GEBUS. I... I think Im gona cry...

I love this game, first my dad tried to kill me with beer mugs, then I jumped on him and ate his heart, then climed up my living rooms ladder to kill one of my 1000s of cats, ate his heart, then jumped on my animate lamp... And ate its heart. Serously love your games.

Who wants 15 rounds of this! 8 max!

Anyone else feel this is kinda... Racist? Kinda? Anyone?

Sharks with fricken laserbeams!

It was GOOD not great. I mean, if your going to do bad graphics, focus on the power up system, not oh btw... GUN! and... SCUBA GEAR! Ohhhh and JETPACK. Almost got blunt tramma from finding that gun. Or focus on story not, your on planet we've never been on but apparently know everything about, we sent you to kill all living things on the planet, but didn't pack you a gun, but don't worry. Theres one there. Good, but keep working on it.

Uh, Ferrics are so unfairly played agaist. The fly beast? SO hard to kill, I mean I need to FLY to avoid most his attacks.

Funny thing is, there is another London... Well actualy a few. London Ontairo for one.

Whaa? but? why is it every time i attack something with 1, or 2 defence with something with 10, I get hurt?... SEROUSLY FIX THE ROLLERS

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