Haemolacria's Comments

I should at least get a cup of coffee for all the grinding in this game.

Fun, but the harder difficulty is infuriating.

This would be fun if I got to do more quests and less small-change fights. Take two steps, fight a bug. Take two steps, fight a slug. Take two steps, fight another bug. Etc. Etc.

It won't load no matter how much I hit refresh or how long I wait.

I bet this game would be fun if it ever loaded. . .

So I do nothing while I watch my sperm do nothing, and I upgrade; then I do nothing again as I watch my sperm do nothing again, and I upgrade again; repeat a dozen times. What was supposed to be fun about this?

Incomplete, uninteresting, poorly executed, and false advertising.

This was good! Simple and fun. Well done!

This game kept bugging out on me, then I discovered it doesn't autosave. Unfortunately it wasn't interesting enough to keep at it.

That was boring, uninteresting, lacking any challenge, entertainment or artistic merit.

Good first effort. Animation is great. Needs a little variety in terms of what to do, upgrades available, bosses, etc.

This is a cool concept, but it becomes so slow and choppy that the later levels are very unresponsive

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Hey, why does it no longer give me the option of backing out of a game as soon as it assigns me an opponent? Now I have to wait for the match to start, then forfeit the game, which is a waste of time and seems a little unfair to be forced to resign and hence get counted as a loss against anyone I don't want to play against.

If you're going to rip off bowmaster, at least make some effort to improve on the original.

Nope. Escape games are so prevalent and there are so many good examples out there that any design flaw is utterly inexcusable, like not being able to add the piece of paper that has the puzzle pattern to your inventory and having instead to write it down myself on another piece of paper. Also, the red lights next to the door shine *through* the paper when you pick it up, you should work on that. It didn't take me more than 6 seconds to realize this game was not worth playing. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play the latest submachine.

1. Extremely repetitive, i.e. boring. 2. Needs stronger potions. I should not have to buy 500 potions to prepare for a battle. 3. The game would freeze up and become nonresponsive occasionally.

Also, you have to start all over again if you play on a different computer (even if you're logged in under the same profile). It was tedious enough to play through that boring tutorial the first time, this game isn't interesting enough to play through it a second time.

1/5 Too slow, a blatant (and much less interesting) rip off of Magic: The Gathering, forced tutorial is absolute garbage, not enough cards, not challenging, etc. If you like CCG's, go get a friend and play MTG.

No option to turn off sound? That's a cardinal sin. I refused to play more than two levels because I couldn't stand the obnoxious sound effects.