HIPPO250

So… about me, huh? Let me see… I guess you should know that I was brought up by enchanted aliens from the planet Glip-Glop (WOOO REFERENCES!!). One time I had a Toxic Waste (dunno if you guys have that outside of the UK (Unclear Kipper (Kipper the dog – an amazing British kids show))) and one of my friends had put it in their mouth first (it was a girl too so I basically kissed her). Also, my name is pronounced ‘hippo-too-feyev-oh’. I know, pretty groovy right? Now, I know what you’re thinking "Uncle Too-feyev-oh! No one has used the word groovy since the ’80’s. I know that, but it’s because I’m actually from that era (can I call it an era? Is that allowed?) Anyhow, I used a secret government technique (smoke everything, everywhere – also live on top of the Himalaya’s (no reason for this really) and also have at LEAST 2 tigers as pets) It works!!!! Also, go to this website for awesome superpowers. www.scammy-virus.com

[Note: I am not responsible for anyone getting an actual virus from that link]