Guswut's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Giant Idle Chat

Dec. 03, 2014

1

As a note, development on Giant Idle Chat 2 has been started. The estimated time until completion is measured in a temporal scale that cannot be represented textually, so please review this video for the smallest of samples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldK1gQSSTSo

Developer Reply

(This comment is a lie, of course.)

Super Rolby 64: Part One

Nov. 04, 2014

-1

A pretty good extremely early alpha release, Rolby! Keep up the good work, and hopefully you can spend another one hundred hours polishing the game to an almost beta release!

Giant Idle Chat

Aug. 21, 2012

2

Gus, why do you comment on everyone that comments on your game?

Developer Reply

Because, Gus, that's the way of the world. Fish have to swim. Birds have to fly. And I reply to my comments like a fat kid loves pizza pie. Incidentally, your face is wonderfully minty green!

Snake game

Jul. 25, 2012

0

Please learn English before you make any other games, kiddo.

Find the bird

Jul. 25, 2012

0

Seriously, your games are horrible!

Gun Customizer

May. 07, 2012

5

This is a two start game, at most, but it's only one star because of the spammy way you asked people to play it, as well as your irrational argument into why you think people should play it. I suggest, in the future, you do not act in such a manner. Good luck, and have a wonderful life.

300 miles to Pigsland

Jan. 05, 2012

3

Considering that they're going around one mile a second, which is roughly mach 4.7, I'm surprised that these little piggies are having any trouble getting home.

Accelerator

Oct. 26, 2011

0

The game is unplayable with the amount of graphic lag I'm getting. I'm surprised I could even get past 800 as the game freezes every second, skips about half a second of distance, and then locks the controls for a further half second. While I know my laptop isn't anywhere near "modern", I'd still have assumed that a game as simple as this would have optimization, but so it goes. I'll just have to wait and beat it using my toaster when I get home.

Developer Reply

It has a huge amount of optimization, but obviously not enough! Although saying that my laptop is hardly top-of-the-range and it performs smooth as silk for me, and quite a lot of other players too. I will be looking into everyone's issues now I'm back from holiday :)

Fisher-Diver

Oct. 14, 2011

6

strikeoutsrus, and anyone else that has an issue understanding the difference between reality and fantasy: You are shooting lines at other lines. If you imagine yourself murdering countless delicious fish, then that's your problem. Just remember: This is a game, and no one is making you play it.

WarLight

Oct. 10, 2011

14

....I... Am... Madagascar! Close all the ports. Shut. Down. EVERYTHING!!!! Pandemic Two players, are you mad?

Effing Worms

Aug. 10, 2011

0

And here I was thinking that I was going to be safe from the Tremors by not walking on the ground... I guess I need myself a nice fighter jet!

The Chat Room

Jul. 15, 2011

8

No user interactivity, therefore it's not a game. Or, to quote you, beer boy: "This really is a piece of crap... You just crapped it out and now it just sits here stinking up all of kongregate. It needs to be cleaned up.", oh, and 2.25 is a HORRIBLE rating. Come back when you get a brother who knows action scripting, kiddo.

Reported.

Zilch Mobile

Mar. 31, 2011

0

Yes, the freezing bug is annoying. Honestly though, out of ALL possible games, it is not that bad on this one. But yes, a fix would be nice.

The Necronomicon Mobile

Mar. 30, 2011

0

Ah, I entirely missed the "load" button on the main screen. 5/5, etc. Such an addictive games!

The Necronomicon Mobile

Mar. 29, 2011

0

The text is a bit small, saving does not seem to be working for (droid 2 world), but the game is still awesome.

Run 2

Mar. 23, 2011

3

My left thumb hates this game. It remembers the last one, with me loading up my PS2 controller, and spending hours upon hours playing. It's already begging me to chop it off... Totally worth it!

0

And regarding the score/titles, Ultimate Universal Overlord is at 200,000,000.

0

Nahum, you get Supreme Universal Overload at 100,000,000.

0

Nexus, instead of doing "Replay Level" choose the "Next Level" option.