GroovyGears

Name: Groovy Gandalf Gears
Occupation: Groovy Police
Bra: Neon blue

Only the SUPER COOL people go on my friends followed list.

Ima hate you all! Kidding. Ima hurt you all! Kidding again! Ima kill you all with my neon blue bra! Not kidding!
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STORIIIIIES!

So like theres this criminal. He was robbing from a bank. He got away.

So like theres this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. The sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, “With friends like these, who needs anemones?”

So like theres this neon blue bra thats said to control the universe. So like one day I was swimming in the Ocean and so like this BIG GREAT POOBALL appears out of nowhere and around it was this string. So like connected to the string there was the boob part of a bra. IT WAS THE NEON BLUE BRA! I put it on and I suddenly had these super awesome tits. I can completely control water with this bitch!
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Quoteses!!

GroovyGears: nerdook is my sister
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MadJedi: Drinking cow urine is a good idea