GeoHawk's Comments

Please put Protector on Steam!

FIX SUPERNOVA!!!!

The game apologizes when I lose. How polite.

I hate them too.

You do NOT wanna see the game screen at max speed. Rest in pieces, my poor, poor eyes...

I don't always play custom cart racing games, but when I do, I defy the laws of physics.

Dear Dragon, Please stop showing up at the worst times. It rustles the jimmies. - Anime Girl that just wants to kick @$$.

Love the LoZ feel. :3

Rocket Raccoon? SCREW THAT this is ROCKET ARMADILLO!

Free cookies? *clicks button* FREE COOKIES!!!!

Great fan of your series, undefined! Can't wait until Protector V!

How old was the person that designed this game?

Leak: Their sequel to this game will be called Hitler Octopus Chef.

I am concerned for the people that made this game.

Sometimes I put it in slow motion just so I feel like a badass while killing enemies.

When in doubt, there's always a person claiming to be more peaceful than you. P.S. - The humor in this game is AXE-ellent.

Music in this game is clutch.

Gold is one of the heaviest elements. Gold boots make you go faster.

I found a Bantha at level 3... (Star Wars reference)

Effing Nyan Cats.