GDPhalanxCIWS

hello my name is jummy pop. and im a dumb white guy.im not old or new middle school 5th grade like jr.high.

i dont no mo fo if y’all peeps be buggin’ give props to my ho couse shes all fly.but i cant take the heat couse im the other white meat known as “kid funky fried”.

yeah im hung like planet pluto hard to see with a naked eye.but if i crashed into uranus i would stick it where the sun dont shine.couse im kinda like han solo always stroking my own wookie. im the root of all thats evil you can call me cookie.so
I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you’re forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles’ tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And “Hard Copy” gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face
I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,
Perhaps even the British Royal Family,
And the Rabbi that’s clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we can’t forget the newlyweds,
And those Jerry’s Kids are as good as dead,
I hope your cellmate thinks he’s God,
But C.N.N. refer to him as “Bowling Ball Bag Bob”,
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim’s a Clydesdale horse,
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the “Silence of the Lambs” dance to Christian Rock,
Eats feces and quotes from “Deliverance”,
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,
I hope he grins like jack nickelson
and forces u to play a game called
balls on chin
and whatever happens next is all a blur
but u remember “fist” can be a verb
and when u finally regain consciousness
ur bound and gagged in a wedding dress
and the prison guard looks the other way
cos he’s the guy u flipped the bird the other day
i hope this helps to emphasize
i hope this helps to clarify
i hope u die