Funnelcake's Comments

Although I love the story, the controls are just absolutely horrid.

This game is actually pretty fun. It's definitely a great way to waste time. I usually go to the 'new' section on Kongregate and see a bunch of crap, but this was a nice change of pace. The only thing I think you could add would be a menu when you lose showing your stats (how long you survived, what level, what score, ect.)

This is almost exactly like Prelude of the Chambered, a 2011 LD by Notch.

Honestly, I only bought the damage upgrades because it made the sword so much cooler looking.

You would think that the citizens would think "Hmm, Ronald McDonald just shit out a burger... maybe I shouldn't eat it.."

Nyan Giraffe!

Can't wait for the iphone/ipod version! This is a great game! :)

The moral of this story: Zombies can make pancakes.

What kind of birthday party is this? Unbreakable pinatas, it's in the dark and in the scary woods.

Pingos el Pingo, why do you have such a big ice cream cone?

Oh my god! I went up to about 4,000 feet, and when I fell I hit a spider and power smashed at the same time. I went up about 5,000 feet, and fell and hit a bomb, and flew up to about 7,000 feet, and fell AGAIN, and I hit a Bezerker! I flew like 12000 feet and went 500,000 feet with just a war hammer

I absolutely love this game. 5/5

Great game, though I feel like I've seen it before. 4/5

Haha, I love this game. I like how you incorporated that arcade style game-play in which you have one life and you try to get the highscore, but also allowed players to continue. I laughed at the final boss dying, because i was like "Hmm... That seemed easier than the second boss..." then I slowly creeped up to it to collect the diamonds/life and BOOM it exploded into a bunch of shots. overall, 5/5

This game teaches you very important things. Turtles have invented laser cannons, and penguins explode when they die.

Ah man this game was way better than the first, An amazing intro, amazing cutscenes, and many secrets. 5 stars forever

Actually Grazer, the screamer was actually funny along with the fact that Kong incorperated a badge with it.

I love the music on this, this is a great game. 5/5

I don't get it, and since when do torches require battery power?

I like it, it was a great game, even though the levels were very easy and short. 5/5