Fomortiis's Comments

O, existance, let me be known.

Who would've thought?

I -love- this game. The end.

Wat. So, I managed to get instakilled from a dialogue option. I then respawn to find my horse smashed by a tree, and then the majority of this hill is missing. And then I fell through that hill into a glitch pit and can't get out and now everything is broken... yeah.

I just noticed something... The All Star achievement is unachievable here. It requires you to defeat the mayor with all 3 classes, and Hydraulic can't be played here. I support the notion that Hydraulic be added to the Kongregate version. The code is probably already there, with an extra bit of code blocking us from using the class, even.

After getting to 70,000 feet in Survival with mega jesus golden high-horse armor, going back to Story mode with that is pretty... strange.

Holy shit... That was the most amazing boss I've ever seen. Also, the armor upgrades make you look totally badass.

The one gripe I have about this game is that I can't chat 90% of the time I'm playing it. Otherwise... 5/5, this game is amazing.

Girlfriend arrives, on a dragon, with dynamite. My response? "ARGH, go away! This is not how you treat someone who you kick in the ass to get you five hundred thousand dollars for jesus's own diamond ring! Argh! I'm giving that diamond ring to someone else once I buy it now go away!"

I beat level 20 by spam-clicking when I was losing and finding a gravity stopper :3

Kitilid Necromancer <333

So the axe master... I BEAT YOU ALL WITH MY AXE. HULK SMASH! RAWRARARGH.

Oh my god it's like the coin apocalypse.

Level 23: *does and hits everyone BUT the king* Me: 2hiit! *restarts and king dies instantly* Me: "That'2 what ii thought, biitch.

level 17. "thii2 ii2 un2olveable..." ball roll2 iin. "HOLY 2HIIT."

Hahaha, you can probably win with just healers and goblins. Keep at least 2 healers together at all times though, so they can heal each other :P

I was in the level with the terminator snail and a sound on the video I was watching was a robotic "Nooooooo!" as the snail fell in acid. XD

*cuts morningstar* Hmmm... An octagon, eight spikes, two segments and a stick... Hm! *throws octagon at ragdoll's head* Problem solved.

First! Haiiii Trent! Nice game!

...pink screen with music, eh?