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Game comments and reviews

Age of Heroes: Conquest

Aug. 07, 2016

2

PART 2: Blatant skinner box manipulation here, a clear cash grab. I am not trying to say DotD is high art but it doesn't feel as bad as this. It's hard to even spend money on this game because it never feels rewarding, asking you for more and more around every turn what a massive bummer.

Age of Heroes: Conquest

Aug. 07, 2016

0

Pretty depressing game. Feels like any number of games on mobile platforms right now allow me to compile a checklist: long tutorial that explains things that are self explanatory, VIP system where if you pay more money you'll be able to have this game be more like... an actual game! ($1500? Really?), "RANDOM HERO" system where a pack of ten will cost you like literally $30 but of course you can't just buy the amount of kreds you need for it such convenience, energy system (big time sigh), the ability to get PIECES OF A HERO to make the whole hero feels super lame and unrewarding because after you get the hero you need EVEN MORE to upgrade the hero, a secondary 'upgrade' system for said heroes beyond the aforementioned hero shard system where you need EVEN MORE ITEMS to power up your heroes, and more!

Battle For the Galaxy

Oct. 12, 2015

2

Also the description is clearly straight up jacked from whatever mobile source this game was originally designed for "Please Note: Battle for the Galaxy is free to download and play, but some in-game items can be purchased with real money. You can turn off the payment feature by disabling in-app purchases in your deviceโ€™s settings."

Battle For the Galaxy

Oct. 12, 2015

4

Well, this is terrible. How far the mighty have fallen.

Bloons Super Monkey 2

Sep. 20, 2013

0

Holy shit this game is... so... I mean wow asking money for LITERALLY EVERYTHING and making those things IMPOSSIBLE TO GET NORMALLY basically... so dirty. 1/5

G.I. JOE: Special Ops

Jan. 13, 2013

0

Also a game that FORCES you to try and invite friends? You kidding me?

G.I. JOE: Special Ops

Jan. 13, 2013

-1

Pay2Win. 1 star all day.

Versus Umbra

Jan. 03, 2012

4

Don't see what the big deal with the premium things. Dude is just trying to get a profitable return on something that he put his time and effort into? Enough of it is free and it's not like there was a big BAM BUY THIS PREMIUM CONTENT sticker during levels or anything, just when you die. Really didn't bother me at all... great game 5/5

Developer Reply

I made the game-over sticker when there only was one weapon to buy and I never bothered to remove it once the other weapons were in place.

Repeat of what everyone else said. The time mechanic is horrible, complete and utter shite. 1/5

Corporation Inc.

Jan. 30, 2011

0

Wow get rid of Elevators. Holy shit so annoying.

Arm of Revenge

Jan. 28, 2011

2

You expect people to buy a "premium" version of the game when you can't even be bothered to spell check? How does one "swith" a weapon?

Little Protectors

Sep. 04, 2010

10

The difficulty ramp up is way too intense. First map is kind of easy, all the units attack so slow and when there's big giant snaking rows of them all you can do in the beginning is use blast magicians to try and take them all down, which don't work. As well like everyone is saying... no exp when you replay maps...?

Toss the Turtle

Jul. 03, 2010

-1

Are nukes broken? In my game they didn't do a thing the noise would play and I would see the mushroom cloud but the turtle didn't get any faster or higher...