Evilish's Comments

Hey guys, if the screen is too big. Click outside the game screen, hit Ctrl, and scroll your mouse wheel. It will adjust the zoom on the page

I barely got tapped and my character literally exploded into 5 pieces. This is terribly unrealistic! 5/5

I can't look at this game without thinking "despicable me minion"

The dialog is hilarious XD

I really love the fact that the building upgrades happen instantly. You can upgrade your barracks, upgrade your troops, then go off on a campaign while its cooling down. It's a nice change of pace :)

I have an idea, since I have a feeling energy is here to stay, how about having the option of dueling our friends for free? (no energy) it could give us something to do while waiting for energy to recharge. and who doesn't love beating up our friends? :)

so who else tried to go to failbird.org?

wow... if i EVER ran a 55 second 200m my coaches would kick me off the track team lol

not sure if this is a glitch or not, but i dont think i should be able to equip my level 44 scarlet bow at level 31

@jupiter, now im just racing about 20 copies of myself. i still havent seen any other players

is there a reason why im only racing myself?

omg. i'm on my way to eat wooly, but i jumped too high and now im stuck on the ceiling! ive spent too much time to refresh and start again!

@abcd2734: I'll say it again, Its darn near impossible to qualify for those things. I've tried every day for the past 3 weeks, and I still haven't qualified for any of them. It appears that companies don't want to do research on white, middle class, young males who are under the drinking age, and don't buy groceries for the household. I've even tried flat out lying about myself to try to please the survey gods, but all of this was to no avail. If they work for you, great! However, for some of us, they aren't even a practical option.

@soulfiet Except, in my 2 weeks of trying to do surveys, I've never qualified for any of them. (I'm not complaining about the deluxe tanks, I'm just saying the surveys aren't practical)

Anyone else imagines the geeks voice to sound like Comic Book Guy?

Oh noez! Part of the game is locked that hardly affects gameplay at all! how horrible!!! Seriously yall, get a grip. It's mostly pixels. As always 5/5, Ben! Don't let these greedy people get you down, they probably didn't even play it.

oops... i polymorphed the red dragon and now i can't unlock it

@ odairu: Its pink and kinda looks like a bird without its flight feathers

I have a few tips on how to beat "Mist" which is one of those levels with a swarm of floating machine guns. 1, get a small tank. It doesn't have to be microscopic, but as long as its rank 1 you're good. 2. get a stun, when you stun an enemy, it sparkles a little. Aim at the sparkle and your shot will always hit. 3 stay on the outside and stop moving only to get an accurate shot on a stunned enemy. 4 if you have to go into the middle for any reason, do it with a teleporter. Using that strategy, I managed to beat "Mist" on my first try using the tank "Jump'n Kill"

second highest of the day on my second time playing =D