Esperanza137's Comments

Also, WHY AM I ALWAYS ON AN ORCISH SHIP?!

Okay so let me get this straight. Im on an orcish ship, fighting 2 headed squids, serpentine creatures from DnD, and my job is to find a Glowing Couch....

Gory Minotaurs carry Purses?

Since when could monitor lizards be wealthy?

No hippogriff shall stop me in my quest to collect 14 couches...

-Facepalm- Since when did Blue Tigers carry Purses?

And since when the hell was Necronomicon a word?!

-Goes into battle with newspaper armor and a rusty toothpick against seph- Rawr.

Now why would i sell a perfectly good wallet?! Wait. Since when did blue zombie kobolds carry wallets?! What the heck could they possibly buy?!

Diseased Rock? Naughty Rock? Darth Vader?! Small Giant Eagle?! This is insane.

Why couldnt i just have walked to the mailbox and put the soup in it instead of having to fight through shadows mermaids and ghasts?!