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Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.

It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough….. you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay….. you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you …… it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks … it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet …… it’s male indifference.
If you cry … you’re a wimp.
If you don’t …… you’re an insensitive b * stard.
If you make a decision without consulting her ……. you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination.
If SHE asks you … it’s a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear…. you’re a pervert.
If you don’t … you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist…
If you don’t … you’re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape …… you’re vain.
If you don’t … you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers … you’re after something.
If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself.
If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache … she’s tired.
If you have a headache …… You don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often…. you’re oversexed,

If you don’t … there must be someone else.

Why do men die first?

Because they want to.

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