Dyno

Oh man I’m Dyno and you wish you knew me. Only maybe you do and we’ve been in love for years and then BAM he was a ghost the whole time. I’m all about plot twists like that, like you can’t even follow it, it’s like going to the movies with your mom and the whole time she’s asking you dumb questions like “Is this a true story?” or “Who’s that guy?” when CLEARLY he hasn’t been shown yet ONCE and you couldn’t possibly have a CLUE who he is. Right on. Also, I’m allergic to goats, I’m a damn good rapper, I’ve been working out a lot more recently, I use Ness when I play Smash Bros, and if I had one wish I’d never use it. WHAT