Dudeaga's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Clout: The Game

Jun. 30, 2014

-3

Who would want to Delete when you can give money to a completely honest Nigerian Prince?

Developer Reply

I think the best part is that Nigeria hasn't had royalty for quite some time.

Verdun

Jun. 19, 2014

-1

luca, Red Orchestra is for WWII.

Clout: The Game

Apr. 22, 2014

-2

I dunno.

Developer Reply

Well, I figure you should at least know why such a thing is happening if you're going to go announcing it!

Clout: The Game

Apr. 22, 2014

-2

Forever and ever.

Developer Reply

That sounds bad. Did some kind of amish crackdown happen?

Clout: The Game

Apr. 22, 2014

-3

And nobody was laid ever again

Developer Reply

Just in the hospital, or in general?

Clout: The Game

Apr. 21, 2014

-2

I imagine if you're a bad enough dude to bang interns and get caught, you're a bad enough dude to get some "insurance coverage" cuz you're a congressperson

Developer Reply

Being a Congressperson holds a lot more appeal to political interns than members of the medical profession, I'd imagine.

Clout: The Game

Apr. 21, 2014

-2

Maybe if you're attractive, you can get some... "sexual healing" in the hospital

Developer Reply

I'm pretty sure this only happens in pornos. I'm also not sure it would help gunshot and shrapnel wounds. Probably the opposite.

Clout: The Game

Mar. 27, 2014

2

I'd imagine you could get anon members of project chanology to get that guy if you could post some proof that he's a scientologist... you do that and they're bound to put him on their shit list

Developer Reply

Well, the church of scientology is definitely behind things, like I outlined in global post a while back. You can safely assume that anyone attacking the game is affiliated with them. I'm guessing that's what you're talking about.

Clout: The Game

Jan. 02, 2014

-25

Even as a diehard liberal, I firmly believe that unless Q explicitly states that there were game-breaking shenanigans that could be considered cheating, we need to seriously stop raging. Of course, if there was shenanigans, than screw those guys. But it's a game, and surprises are the essence of Clout.

Developer Reply

There weren't any.

Contract Wars

Nov. 27, 2013

-5

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23824139/Leak/encry.jpg

Clout: The Game

Nov. 06, 2013

2

@Superdupercat You'd miss out on the Bonus you get upon passing the bill (which is received at the end of the day), the Clout profit from passing that same bill, plus you'd have more bills, which would reduce your end of day stress loss. By far, finishing the bills is the best option, not abandoning them.

Developer Reply

Yes, there is also the fact that the introducing cash isn't much at all.

Clout: The Game

Oct. 31, 2013

0

Since when did facts matter in politics!??!?!??!?!

Developer Reply

Hey, they kinda sorta do... sometimes.

Clout: The Game

Oct. 30, 2013

1

So blackmail-ception?

Developer Reply

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/8a/8acc43cc01ff80b9ead464a1353658c6c8f0970c915f025e6a22f43f4251b648.jpg

Mud and Blood 2

Oct. 29, 2013

-1

Huh, we actually made it to a high level! I wonder what will screw me over this time~

Clout: The Game

Oct. 27, 2013

0

Don't know if I should be offended by that...

Developer Reply

well, to be fair, I was talking about the real one. The in-game government seems to ironically do a much better job of maintaining the nation in a reasonable state. Minus the bouts of martial law of course.

Clout: The Game

Oct. 23, 2013

5

I have the most "Campaign Contributions" on the High Scores List. #FinestGovernmentMoneyCanBuy

Developer Reply

Indeed it is. Turns out you can't buy a very good one.

Clout: The Game

Oct. 01, 2013

1

People can bribe...me? My only weakness-money. And it's being exploiting.

Developer Reply

nerf bribery olol

Clout: The Game

Sep. 30, 2013

1

Gotta stack those stacks- campaign contributions are my waifu in this game.

Developer Reply

waiiiifuuuu. Also just wait til other players can bribe you from The Lobby!

Clout: The Game

Sep. 09, 2013

2

I dunno whether I should feel ashamed or proud to see that I have taken the 4th largest amount of total Campaign Contributions on Clout...

Developer Reply

You're just proving that we have the best government that money can buy!

Clout: The Game

Jul. 18, 2013

2

OH GOD NOT THE ASSASSINS! NOT THE ASSASSINS! AHHHHHHH MY EYES

Developer Reply

ZE GOGGLES ZEY DO NOTINK