DrProfessor

“It is said that ignorance is bliss; tell me, is that true?”

“How peaceful it must be for you… to have a mind unburdened by thought.”

A little bit of my musings:
“You can’t see the potholes, traps, and pitfalls in your way if you’re always looking up. But you can’t see the sky to aim for the stars if you’re always looking down. Best to build a path while on an even keel to keep your gaze open and aware.”

Hayato_Sakashi: “You know [censored] is a guy, right?”
DrProfessor: “No I didn’t, but same difference, right? You can’t spell woman without man.”
DrProfessor: “And you can’t spell vagina without Gina, which means Gina’s a pussy name. =/”

True story.

DrProfessor: Well Frag… the upper level courses are at least more interesting. Not so humdrum.
DrProfessor: At the same time… the work is like… diarrhea.
DrProfessor: It’s comes out all at once and it leaves you feeling terrible afterwards.
DrProfessor: But once it’s all over, you feel amazing.

Is God an atheist? Being a “-theist” of any sort means recognition of a “higher power” relative to the self. Because God is defined as “the supreme”, there cannot be anything higher than him and thus God believes he is an atheist; that is, God does not believe there is something higher than him that could have created him. But if that’s the case, how are we, the inferior mortals, to ever rationalize the existence of something greater than ourselves if our creator is an atheist?

Babotz: Who doesn’t understand the universal hatred of spiders?
DrProfessor: raises hand
DrProfessor: I don’t get it.
DrProfessor: Spiders are delicious.
IchigoKurosaki1: …
IchigoKurosaki1: Da fuq.

DrProfessor: I can divide by zer- implodes
IchigoKurosaki1: Damnit DrP.
IchigoKurosaki1: You imploded the chat. ;_;

“Are you normally this stupid, or are you just trying extra hard for my sake?”

“You are very prone to espousing falsehoods.” (Think about this one. =3)

“I like texting, but I dislike textspeak. wats teh pont of efficicy w/o claritee????”

Classic preteen logic:
ChristopherC100: can u be mine gf (reply)
ChristopherC100: well i love sports im 18 and im a boy and im a cool personm (reply)
To ChristopherC100: Are you sure you’re 18? I don’t like liars.
ChristopherC100: yes (reply)
To ChristopherC100: But your profile says you’re 20.
ChristopherC100: then am 20 (reply)
To ChristopherC100: But you just said you’re 18. So you don’t even know how old you are?
ChristopherC100: now i do (reply)