Dextrio's Comments

The cancer is strong in this one.

>Stefan1995 Actually, he just complained about gold and got downvoted, haha.

soulstorm012 is right, actually. Gold is only really useful for two things: health refills, and getting more gold.

Nice game. You could improve it by adding lives, and maybe giving the game more variety by introducing power-ups. Just a suggestion c:

Who keeps leaving beer bottles everywhere?

What we learned today: Never give a cute name to something that's capable of extremely diabolical actions.

This is actually improving my Geography skills...

You scream "You are my bitch! You are all my bitches!" Soon the helpless mutant's skull shatters and its brain slops out. You pick it up and rub it all over your face. BRUTALITY! - Instant 5/5.

This game and The Sagittarian series are the only ones I left running in the background thanks to the music. 5/5

S&P should have an impossible badge: Find a feature in this game that ISN'T just trying to make you buy points.

I think the police killed more people than I did...

Me: Already team lets work together to - Teammat1: Dur hur *shoots himself in foot* Teammate2: Hur hur hur Me: ...

On one of the levels, the castle fell apart itself...an A+ to the builder.

A caged pimp who likes to fatten lizards...riiiight.

Needs badges. Other than that, 5/5.

Jumping out of 2-story windows - much safer than taking the elevator.

Kept dieing because I was too distracted by the giant robots in the background...

"Dreaming about an Asian samurai eating a ninja forever!" Ninjas...the diet of samurais.

So I can lose weight by bumping into people? Why didn't anyone tell me this?

the 'advertisement' '/dignity' thing.