DeerShankz

It was a cold winter morning when I was born. My parents couldn’t take care of me. They decided they had to leave the log cabin.
It was a dark day in Alaska.

My parents left me outside, hoping someone would find me. SomeTHINGs did.

I was raised by that pack of wolves. They taught me nearly everything I know.
On accident one day, I accidentally killed them all.
One day, I met this eskimo. His name was Thorkul. He went to drop me off at this strange orphanage. I accidentally killed him on the way there.
I found a school, and was enrolled as nobody knew what to do with me.

I didn’t really get along with my peers, I accidentally beheaded one and left him in a locker. Noone found him.

My teacher started to annoy me, I accidentally poisoned her coffee. They took me to an alternative school.

My peers were nice. They gave me this free stuff in a bag and these white tube things.

I was removed from the school when I accidentally punched the principal in the face. He slept for a very long time, and I never saw him awake again.

When I was removed, my parents found me. They made me angry and I accidentally killed them. Their blood got all over the carpet.
I had to call Stanley Steamer, he asked for an unreasonably large tip to take away my parents.

So I accidentally killed him.

Now the government found out everything I had done on accident.

I am currently on death row, and am being schedualed for the electric chair.

All this because of my accidents. Any questions?’

My last meal will be babies. My final words will be May I borrow A Gun please?

The reason my age isn’t displayed on my profile is because I am not in the governments computers and I have no birth certificate. The reasons I can do all of the things like talk, type, teleport ETC is because of the wolves and Thorkal. My age is unconfirmed and I will never know how old I am.

I left Kongregate because all of my partners died or quit.

R.I.P. Jenny