December1992

(>’.‘)> (^ ’.’ v)
In this life I’m a woman.

In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup… gonna be a bear.
(v ‘.’ ^) (>’.‘)>
C4BBYP1R4T3:
I don’t tend to think people are the similar to each other on the internet
Though, that’s coming from someone who likes to think you all go to sleep when I do, and you never get hungry
Also, now that I’ve noticed I typed “the similar” instead of that, it’s really bothering me >_> If only if only I could edit D: