CrackinKracken

Disclaimer: PMs are kinda okay? Just… just make sure you’re being clean. Lewding will be taken to another device, outside of the computer, during summer breaks, and uhm… note that different RP forms will be attached to the different characters (including the Passive Kraken).
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Hello! Crackin’ Kracken here! To some, it’s probably a misspelling, but this… this is a different Kraken. This squid of doom is actually much friendlier than standard Krakens, though is not serious in any way, shape or form. Coming ahead of you: More characters. (also, Kracken here hates Hentai of all sorts – especially those with ideas of applying tentacles in there. He’ll hurt something or someone. No worries, though, we are not saying you can try to anger him intentionally, we’re saying we’d rather you don’t talk about this. And no, this is not something you’d like to go off and report – we’re just putting in a disclaimer.)
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I
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The creature, simply named I, is a human. At least, in form. Save for the 3-foot-tall eyeball that makes up a replacement for the head. Perfectly round eye. He speaks in the third person and an example? “I is not a monster! I is outraged by this accusation and will have you killed!” Or even, “Sorry, I says, I didn’t intend for harm to come, and I wants not more harm done. Forgive him?”
Special skill: Ocular weaponry?
Apparently that Iris is not playing a trick when it shows blackness inside without the thought of putting something in, which is otherwise blue. Or red. Or something. He can put weapons in, the ammo inside too, and casings and whatnot ejected if it has leftover material from firing to boot through the same eye he’s firing through. I, though, doesn’t like to normally fire and prefers this way, though is okay with trying the normal, traditional way. “I sighs, saying, ‘Fine, I will do it as you ask,’ before doing so.”
His head is actually a lot tougher than normal. It is unknown if he can consume things, and unknown if he has bodily needs and needs to eat or drink (“I heard that! …though will not admit to knowing as I doesn’t know, and would, therefore, be lying.”), but gasses can (sometimes) affect them. Flesh-eating ones hurt badly (“Ow! I does not like this!”) and (theoretically) ones that are for laughing would affect them. Gasses normally not breathable but having no other special effects are… ineffective, I guess. (“…what? I is not sure how to breathe.”)
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Xenon
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Yep. We’ve got a dragon. Comes in Feral (with both eyes intact and able to speak, but is just about the size of a person, while providing the inability to, due to a curse, die, therefore regenerating. Forcefully. Even if he’s absolutely annihilated, atom by atom, gone) and in humanoid [no wings, missing an eye yet the socket treats the missing eye as in there and somehow can see through it (also tiny storage and surprise pack)]… Needs more work, though. Probably. Oh, and their scales are black.
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Strange race: Metalpines.
Naming convention: In their language, a “metalpine” is more or less known as “one of the living dead,” though nothing in their accounts state anything about necromancy or any sort of magic. Questioning them about this would lead to them looking confused. “Wuh? Necromancy? Not like idea.” Note: Sometimes, their grammar is partial and somewhat broken-English when followed through on translations.
Currency: Pearls (normally), they seem to be able to easily gather/create them.
Abilities (everyone):
Really short (about 3 feet tall average! Between 2 and 4 feet rough max)
Average 100 year lifespan (as of their technology, used to be 60 before applying tech)
Stamina is boisterously high (can work for days on end)
Can carry over three times their normal weight limit (don’t tell anyone that they’re really small and therefore should be frail!)
Fuzzy/furry (and with good cold resistance)
Freezing immunity (but can be made really cold)
Abilities (soldiers, heroes, etc.):
A tank round is necessary (in terms of damage due to the armor they often wear)
Very fast (like, have you seen them run without anything on or on them?)
Some have known to enter a “berserk” state which renders them immune to pain but still can be killed (warning: may include up to 30 deaths)
Weaknesses:
If not properly covered, they can become great torches… oh, ouch.
If they aren’t armored and with weapons (common people) then a simple trap (or well some monster) can get them off-guard and kill them
It’s recommended they eat around 2000 calories a day (similarities, anyone?)
Curious while not busy (and killed like the cat)
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Special character: Buffalo
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Buffalo’s one of them. But with proper English (full on!), a massive cleaver the size of four people (two of them standing on two, and no, we mean average humans), and the only Metalpine to ever have gotten the ability to use magic (the rest like him were technology-based though could do quite a lot more than you think, apparently). He’ll use both tech and magic, though.
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Name: Ebian
Species/Race: Floran
Gender (or sex, if you prefer): Female
Height: 6’2"
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Apparently, she isn’t much of an aggressive Floran at all. And someone with (almost) full English. Also not one to be third-person about their own self, in terms of race. They do love flying around, though, exploring planets… and this one’s no different! Of course, they’re willing to down plants and other non-meaty options since she’s heard that it is better to not eat so much meat a day, in fact in a week… it’ll extend one’s life to keep off a total of (I think 60 kg?) of meat and keep away from processed options every week. Best you try to enjoy her “not-stabby” presence now, won’t you? She looks like this (http://prntscr.com/o04lyf), claiming (and wearing the clothes of with no other confirmation) to have “spoken for the collective once, before having abandoned it,” while also wearing a pendant Dust originally wore, at least, it looks like the old Spirit Guardian’s, but having been made by her and given to the Floran in a different color. (Note: This has unknown potential. It is suggested you avoid attempting to see what it might do.) They also have a rather long knife (or a sword if you’re going to yell) and a “15-shot” revolver she claimed to have obtained while exploring “something the Hylotl would never have tried, nor humans. Too many human bodies, all remaining humans there? All insane and discolored. Avoided eating flesh in fear it might affect me…. turn me pale, insane… all that.” They would be expressing concern while holding a vial of a viscous, red liquid. “Apparently, the humans had all taken Adam, or the name for… this stuff. Highly mutative. Probably abused. So horrible. Also avoided consuming Adam.”
Note: They’ve been just about anywhere. Even seen Rapture, even seen the Tree of Light… heck, Tinker Island was also seen. It is suggested that someone had placed a “multiverse chip” into their ship while exploring, though even when searching, there had been no signs of said chip attached to the ship, let alone anywhere have anyone heard of it, save for… some “clinically insane” scientists, which have been considered but unconfirmed due to unwillingness to respond. Or, attempting to experiment forcefully.
Oh, and by the way, have I told you she has a Pyre Vulcan?
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Xoco
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Wielding probably the biggest cleaver in existence for even most of the universe to have seen, this traveler (somewhat related to Ebian) is known more for wearing her own Map Stone fragment in amulet form, once worn by Kala, but never going through with the question of how or why she got it… mostly. Through diaries she has had on her journey through the stars on her own, it was discovered it was “anonymously given to me by a friendly spirit, too kind to say no to their offer. Though they never told me their name, their white glow was certainly tranquilizing. I think I fell asleep after that… but waking up, I found this necklace couldn’t just be removed from me, or damaged. In fact, in attempts to damage me, anything that hit it would find it like an impenetrable barrier!”
But the question is, why is it like this? Nobody really knows. Just like Ebian’s, its potential is yet to be revealed. (Testing has shown both to share the invulnerability, though also impossible to lose, through theft or otherwise. It, though, allows itself to be handed over to be looked over, though with intentions to give it back within a few minutes or less, it would allow itself to be handed over then.) And she looks like this. https://prnt.sc/o22tzs
Fun fact: Their clothes (with armor underneath) is made with Polymer. Yes. P O L Y M E R clothes. Even I have to get why, though. Oh, and her arsenal is not all about damage… even if she doesn’t fight, she is willing to keep themselves from being hurt. She is, additionally due to having defeated a “shoggoth” (and evident by the armor made using said Shoggoth’s flesh which is not to be questioned) and running it through some things (and some other interesting facts):
>Immune to elemental effects (most of them)
>Effective against insanity and impenetrable darkness (which isn’t that bad when it’s just darkness surrounding you while on the planet)
>Able to take enough damage to make you question reality
>A “Lovecraftian extermination attempt gone horribly right,” though evidence suggests the opposite, where they’re a Lovecraftian extermination attempt gone amazingly wrong due to the failure of disposing the body (again with the flesh)
>NOT the owner of the biggest hands
>the nemesis of Dr. Bright in terms of what covers the bodies, but perfectly fine otherwise
>The only person to have a really long list public file that Dr. Bright managed to access after learning the password was exactly what you’d expect it to be. (If anyone else, or even another Dr. Bright, manages to break in, I suggest running.)
>Two black-colored oxygen tanks, but the gas in question is actually a rather dangerous gas that is haphazardly put on their back inside said tanks, thankfully said tanks are made with very tough materials, and are rather thick for making up the walls too. (Said gas is probably a source of magic.)
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Vive
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Race: Nyablo
Age: ???
Gender: Male
Appearance: https://prnt.sc/o2oasr
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Like all Nyablos, they’re composed of an unknown material, assimilating matter of all kinds to become practically immortal. One can say it’s a golem more than an actual creature, but Vive doesn’t argue. His “hair,” or known as Flagella, is indeed mint, and their skin (if it is skin) is a very light grey… usually, he’s passive, and forgiving, but for some reason some people (at times) launch them like a cannon ball. You can hear them screaming through the skies… “AAAAAA”
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Note: Constantly giving off a sort of particle aura of red crosses, at his will he can stop it. Also, he is considered a Dreamer, and such armor he wears (even though it looks more like a jacket with an exaggerated back like a lab coat, an actual jacket within and then a shirt, with pants and boots, jacket and helm colored more darkly than normal) would be rather powerful, almost enough to face even the god of war, but it does need repairs from time to time. Also, those tanks colored the same were added by him, and contain a gas only he, so far, has been able to breathe safely, as compared to others, it causes people to choke, and asphyxiate within seconds of breathing. (Later studies show that anyone who can’t breathe the gas have their lungs filled with holes, preventing revival. Vive is, partially, reliant on the gas, now, as to not feel a great deal of pain in the chest.)
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That’s about all I have for now. Tune in next time when we update our news feed.