Cookieftw's Comments

Sucks to be the guy who has to clean all that mess.

Being 10 times more rich than the the whole world combined isn't normal, but on capitalism it is.

Yay for credits longer than the whole damn ga-ame.

No turtles were harmed in the making of this game.

Day 3, Week 2, Month 7, Year 8. After 5 years of training, we have finally reached max power. Day 1, Week 3, Month 7, Year 8. That guy who keeps coming back asking me to show him my progress has returned, it is time to show him the fruit of our collective effort, it is time for BOULDER PUSHING! My pet is preparing for the shot of his life, carefully aiming for the best spot... he takes a deep breath and rams the boulder! I've never seen such a beautiful shot, the boulder is going faster than a speeding bullet... silence floods the world, and the boulder stops at 1010m.

There should be a badge for naming your first pet... spent 10 minutes trying to come up with a name for a pink fox.

Squeeeak?

All i ever wanted was to mine poo.

AWESOME!!!!!!1!!!one!!!

"every chubby kid in a ten-mile radius picked up the scent"

As if it wasn't painfully obvious.

"Well why don't you stop bumping into that."