Conster's Comments

I do *not* like Rain.

Trying to get Patience for Siri, and it seems bugged - it just stays in the bottom-center position. The only way to damage it is to get a shield upgrade, move into Siri, get a few shots in, and flee before my invulnerability wears off.

Too much RNG and nothing rolling over means the gauntlet isn't any fun to play.

Finished the game, but only found 24 tokens. This is going to keep me up at night.

Had to play the game twice because it froze at the part during the ending where the X's show up again. Not fun.

Khioneson: the entire board should form the Z. If you keep asking Beth or Rae, they'll explain exactly how to do it.

This game is in desperate need of a textlog, so you don't keep accidentally missing lines.

Wow, this game got a lot easier once I realized I can fire each weapon more than once.

"Did you like this stealthy puzzle platformer? Then you'll love the sequel, an unforgiving, pixel-precise platformer with a bad control scheme, slippery controls, and levels that are 25% too long!" Uh, no.

I can't get the game to work in Chrome or Opera. Just says "This plugin is not supported", no matter how many times I install Shockwave.

Scratch that - Google and YouTube weren't working in Chrome. Disabling some weird flag fixed it.

Oh goodie, we're back to the ads that don't load.

For some reason, for the past few days the game's stuck on "Loading.." for me in Chrome. I have to use Opera to play.

Crap, I missed my chance to get Leerion's +200% achievement because I sent female crusaders on missions.

Is there a way to delete a saved formation? I keep accidentally switching to team 2 when I'm browsing in another tab and close it with Ctrl+W, and it resets the Wind-Up Bunny ability.

I seem to be having some pretty bad RNG with looting chests for the Bat Billionaire: so far, the Metal Soldierette has 24 enchantments and gear in all 3 slots, while the Bat Billionaire has 12 enchantments and only a Belt item.

The game is so slow it would need a x10 speed button to be remotely playable.

I defeated someone's attack, then the game froze on returning to my city, and my internet dropped out - when I reloaded the page, I received a message that my defenses had been breached. What the HECK?!

This game desperately needs a checkpoint system of some sorts (even if you get sent back 1 checkpoint each time you fail) - having to repeat 2 minutes of clicking because you make a mistake at 60% gets frustrating beyond belief really fast.

For some reason, the game isn't tracking any of my progress - I'm at 104 stars, but I have 0 progress on the badges, and if I start the game in a second tab, I have to start over from the beginning.