Chugsworth's Comments

Congratulations gameinabottle, you've essentially drawn a mustache on your Mona Lisa and added a drum solo to your Moonlight Sonata; you've crapped all over your masterpiece.

A wonderful example of a random generation game done correctly. 4/5. A slight gameplay flaw, however, occurred when I was more likely to avoid damage by tripping traps than attempting to disable them. And I'm usually not one to post scores, but I was quite proud of this one; Equipment: Head: Shiny Goggles (Detect +5) Body: Tailored Sundress (Dodge +4) Hands: Deft Bracer of Science! (Disable +7, Health +6) Head: High Heeled Moccasins of Class (Dodge +2, Detect +5) Inventory: Patented Health Tonics: 1 Disposable Tools: 25 Gold Collected: 5100

Horrible to the point of being almost unplayable. With a storyline that has holes that an eight year old would scoff at, and a horrendous "combat" system, this game is evidence as to the dregs of open-submissions. As other users have said before me, please, stop making games and exposing us to this sh--. 1/5, and again, simply because there are no negative ratings.

Wait... you want them banned (I read your comment on the Kongregate account; hilarious) because they're reporting the game as stolen, when even you openly admit that it is. *Sigh*

Ummm... Just got an unannounced card. Riiight.

No. Just... no. 1/5.

Take a bow, Mr Wall. That was a brilliant, albeit however short, piece. I eagerly await future works.

2good4u, if you could read, you would notice that it says 10,000.