ChineseJesus's Comments

White power.

How about dem Villanova

Anyone else naked in a bean bag chair eating Cheeto's?

Donald Trump is the anti-chirst.

This is the greatest plannnnnn

The "religion of peace" strikes again in Belgium. Chinese Christianity is the only true way, accept me into your heart and you will never hunger for wontons again.

Cabbages make me happy.

RIP Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.

Dam liberals destroying dis country

Make America great again.

Everyone is talking about a black screen and I'm just like "What if it's yellow?"

I'm taking a crap while writing this.

@Haizylinder624 Nein.

@Xendarc Your mother.

I like to go to the laundry mat and steal bra's.

>Be ChineseJesus >Logs on Kongregate >See's I'm banned >Jumps into traffic TL;DR ChineseJesus is not immortal

>11 years old >twin brother dies >parents wont let me go to his funeral >tells it would be inappropriate since it would confuse people

Excuse me, I just farted.

If Jesus was a food, he'd a taco.

Chinese Mark 6:41 says "And when he had taken the five wontons and the two rice, he looked up to Chinese heaven, and blessed, and brake the wontons, and gave them to his Chinese disciples to set before them; and the two rice divided he among them all." You see that? I did that.