Chimerito's Comments

Anyone else feel like this is just another intense John Woo film? You know, because of all the doves?

This game is innovative, unique, and quite frankly, blew my mind. This will definitely be one for the Top Rated category. With such smooth controls and a storyline that keeps you involved, it does a good job of sucking hours from your life, without you ever missing them. Personally, I loved the cusomization and the fact that the game presented you with choices that could potentially alter which ending you encountered, but the part that stood out to me the most were the RPG elements. Well done, trololooo, you've done it again! 5/5

The longer I played this, the more I realized how frustrating it was and how much I loathed it with all my soul. Then I saw the giant flying seahorse, and I realized: Somehow, it was all worth it.

One does not siimply LEARN the power of Flight...

Netbook=fail at this game. The combination of a small touch-pad and the lagginess of Windows XP overall creates a gaming atmosphere in which small little skiers have an average mortality rate of somewhere around 30 seconds.

YES! I am a Ninja, and I have survived toxic gas, killer cyborgs, an undead army, and even my brainwashed Nigerian colleagues, who for some reason have golden AK-47's! But wait! Whats this? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Bested by faulty lighting!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN...........

LEVEL 10 IS BRUTALITY. PURE AND SIMPLE.

Am I the only one finding their hatred for colorful cubes steadily growing??

did anyone notice the guards at the Guardpost at the beginning were names Tybalt and Mercutio? thats awesome

i timed it, from pressing the start buton, it takes the snail 9 min. 7 sec. to become the God of Snails. very epic at the end