Ceruleanst's Comments

I am getting into this, but I would enjoy it more if I felt like I could trust my keyboard. Too often all is lost by unexpectedly moving two steps instead of one, no matter how delicately I tap the keys as if they are red hot. Please introduce some kind of speed setting or delay for hold-down.

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Every I time I beat level 50 it tells me I failed. It doesn't matter how I did it or how many turns I have left. This is ridiculous.

When I complete a level on the last turn by using a hammer and it tells me I lost a life, I figure there is an honest counting error. When I complete a level with THREE TURNS STILL REMAINING and it immediately tells me I lost a life, something is rotten.

We have to remember that this was made for some cynically naïve taskmaster who said "we gotta make a game about BIRDS fightin' PIGS cuz that's what makes the most MONEY!" So, to the artists and coders who did their best anyway in this fool's employ, such that this actually held our attention for a good while: Thanks for trying.

It is kind of an interesting challenge to try to play this embarrassment without feeding it money. Most levels after about 40 can only ever be beaten if you have fifty diamonds with which to buy five more moves. The trick is to grind for diamonds on level 15. Often you also get keys. A strange thing happens, though, when I use a key: the three or four diamonds I just earned disappear from the diamond count. They're not spent, though, just hidden; they come back the next time I finish a level without getting any keys.

Some time ago, I managed to enjoy this game enough to grind my way to all the upgrades necessary for the really challenging modes. Then all my progress was erased. I imagine that if anyone were impressionable enough to buy all that progress with real money, it could vanish just as easily with no recourse.

"Pixelvader" seems a misnomer when you're going for a vector display aesthetic.

ZZZAM! Palindromic Shogun of the New Year! Hope you're working on that sequel; other racing games now seem pathetically unplayable in comparison.

Tire upgrades should improve turning radius/friction. Increasing top speed is less useful when the only way to safely make a turn is to go slow.