Carlyle's Comments

My... my halftrack. That PAK38 just destroyed my halftrack! Oh, Jesus, why?!

I enjoyed it immensely!

Would this be considered edutainment?

Eighty-five citrus fruits dodged so far!

How do you get an archer?

Love this game! 6/5

Great game, but when I first played it took a while to figure out the battle system. Thankfully, when I got the hang of that every village and castle and whatnot came under my contorl with very little resistance!

The biggest problem I find with this game is tat god damned beam. I'm all the way on the other side when all of a sudden a huge red beam of cheap ass attack and pain hits me into the wall, then I have to scramble up or down before the bastard fires it again. Fuck the beam. And you need mor elives or ways of regaining them, like one every upgrade.

It's not even worth getting mad over. I

Do you have ANY idea how frustrating it is to survive the night, have no metal for your guns left, and a few zombies still attacking your base, and DIEING because the sun doesn't rise fast enough? Also, you could'nt mute the fucking explosions so no perfect score for you

Weaverfish, there's only one way: Very, very fast. I enjoy this one better because Dark Cut 2 is extremely confusing, and pouring the whiskey and trying to read the small text at the bottom telling you what everything is is not very easy.

I love this game! Defenitley worthy of a shining five out of five stars!