Brewstone

I swear to the Great Lord Glaxablor that if you don’t call me Brew or Mr. Brewstone I will destroy you.
Brewstone…a name to inspire fear and laughter in all I face. They tremble at my mighty puns and my laugh as my Runed Spellblade slices them into pieces. I have conquered the Lich King, I have become the Lich King, I am Eternal, and a Magus of the Order of the Midnight Sun. I was the terror of the realms, and I have controlled the World of Darkness. I am Brewstone, Gamer, Roleplayer, Reader, and all around nice guy. You have been warned. I do not suffer fools gladly and people that cannot use proper English will fall at my feet. Taste the Brew, rest upon the Stone, but never underestimate the Brewstone.