BombCog's Comments

Controls are bad but what's even worse is how unforgivably suboptimal the coding is. It's a bloated mess. Something this ugly and simple should not be this much of a resource hog. My laptop sounds like it's trying to take off.

That display of emotional fragility is not doing you any favors. And a crack dealer bragging about being able to hook addicts does not redeem them, either. For everyone that isn't this callous jagoff, I invite you to look into "Dark Pattern games" and how they use casino techniques and psychological exploits to inflate playtimes and get money out of unwilling players.

Store and gems spam is not an ad? Pop ups pushing a monthly prescription is not an ad? Shilling a discord server with other games pushes on it is not an ad? Trying to get our private information, emails, payment details, and metadata has no relation to advertising? The developers are either deluded or think we're idiots. This is cash grab shovelware with a memory leak. It sucks.

The game literally doesn't work. Every "continue" button is unclickable.

Don't you people get tired of being fed ad-filled shovelware that failed on cell phones?

Did you playtest this, like, at all?

Why is there wind in space?

I have a 9x boost. After getting hobbies to level 15, the boost stops applying, and all meters increase in real time. I'm working on the requested art criticism.

I had an 8.5x multiplier, and it still 18 months to get hobbies to 30. Did you project the numbers at all?

You probably shouldn't be using the system clock to determine time gaps.

I don't like the art. There's a lot of mismatches of anatomy between one image of a girl and the next, as well as between the stats and the presented visual. Also cross-eyes, floating features, and so forth that aren't as much a hallmark of anime shorthand as it is a hallmark of learning a style before learning the fundamentals. Also, the balance and costs of jobs and expenses is all over the place. I understand it's an idle game, but I did the math on some of the expenses, and the delays can be longer than a month of straight running a program. That's ridiculous for what is shown off as basic features.

How was this one of the "best games" of 2015? I'd like to see the methodology on this decision.

So how much does Papa pay you to badge their awful, repetitive adware?

Very, very finicky hitboxes. This game is nearly unplayable at times because contact is a game of chance. I don't know how this gets labelled as a puzzle game, actual Mario titles have more puzzles than this.

It's much too easy. I've never felt threatened in combat even after dragging a whole map in a train behind me and into melee.

If this hadn't have had the Badge of the Day I wouldn't have played it for longer than two minutes. The lack of control is abominably frustrating. I hate losing through no fault of my own, only because certain timers wouldn't match up. Let me decide when to shoot a fireball at the very least.

How do you get a new ship? This is driving me crazy. They say there's three to choose from. How? HOW!

There. Seventy entirely luck based challenges. Now I can stop playing this terrible, terrible game.

THANKS FOR GIVING US ENTIRELY LUCK BASED BADGES GOOD JOB

If this is becoming an impossible badge than it'll be the easiest impossible on this site.