Bogsmire's Comments

My little goblin soldiers can easily stab away at a ranged enemies kneecaps because ranged units cannot aim down.

Stevo, what more do you need in life?

Oh, a man is running at me with a knife. I'll stop and say hello.

I got killed by a lag spike after nearly finishing a level.

How many parents does Clarence have?

Anyone ever seen the rare occurence where you have to jump from a window into another window?

First Song: Blarsa - Garden Party +1

Actually, there are four endings. + this so people know. The first ending is the evil graveyard. To do this slowly build up soldiers and if you have more than 5 scientists use the school to make them soldiers. Then go to the top of the map and left. Surround it and send your soldiers in day after day Second Ending: use the five scientists you saved, and get 3 labs. Transform all 8-12s into labs. Research everything before it then research the cure for zombieism which takes 10 days. You will win. Third ending: The town hall is basically South-West. Go across, capture it, use 5 leaders and constantly assualt it with 10-20 soldiers until it is reclaimable. Then make a constitution. You win. Fourth, secret ending: Capture every building in the game. Its easy when you do the others, because you dont get attacked, no zombies spawn, etc. Take off all of your guards and spread out. + this if it helped.

An idea from me is that you can pick what security level it is, because it gets annoying with invincible hordes of super guards roaming . Oh, and the higher security, higher bonus.

After my rocket fell, it hit a plane, which hit a plane, which hit a plane, which exploded and killed 30 people.

When you play 5 songs at once it doesn't sound too good.

Engineer feels left out. Maybe plant landmines for his SPACE attack? Of course, a long time to make another, with possible upgrades.

I hate it when the mute button of a game mutes the entire game, not just the music.

Tonight we dine in space.

Whats the name of the gun, so I can buy it and get some revenge?

Happy Birthday! We tried to kill you with a pink spider and you murdered a ton of innocent people, almost died, wasted your day, and your going to jail! What a brilliant present.

Whacking a bridge with a hammer obviously fixes it rather than smashing it, doesn't it? Perfect physics

'soccer'

Giant Dwarves? That doesn't make sense.

Ah! Pedobear!