Bobtheastronaut's Comments

*types in 100,000* I TOLD YOU TO PICK A NUMBER. me: but I did...

List of offences: Catapulting a man Stealing an umbrella Glueing a man to the ground Vandalisation of billboard Breaking a mans 'legs', then promptly stealing his bow tie Jumping on a girls head Knocking a man off a wall onto his head Jumping on a dogs head (twice) Defecating on a mans head Knocking a pickle man onto his head Hitting peoples heads with a block Speeding Popping a cops tyre Making a 2nd officer crash Ignoring doctors Ripping off the roof of a school Trapping a man inside a ceiling Stealing a camera Eating food without paying I HEREBY FIND JOE GUILTY UNDER VARIOUS CRIMES.

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Wooooooooah. Mind blown.

Protest! We need a sequel!

I have a glitch where I can infinitely play the game. Yay.

Markiplier Markiplier Markiplier Markiplier!

I found the easter egg. Click the top right corner of the title screen.

I saved a child's life today. Just right click and you can do it too. THE RIGHT CLICK COMMUNITY

Who else got "the cookie jar is no more" message?

I went onto your account and I saw this game. I was like OMG THEY MADE A 2ND ONE THANK YOU ALL I WILL GIVE YOU INFINITE TACOS.

"These are actually straight lines." Are you sure? Because it looks like a blank wall to me.

Wait, it's working. I thought Unity was on Chrome, but it was on Safari.

All I get is a white screen while playing this game.

I got a bug! I put them both on the moon, and when it was just about to go under water I put the boy on the boat. The girl started playing the harp on the moon but the moon still sunk with her on it. XD

I broke 3 world records playing this game. Most sweat ever produced during a video game, most overheated computer ever & longest period of time without going to the bathroom. Thank you, Jeff.

IT'S STILL MOVING.

This guy isn't moving very fast...He's inching very slowly.

Draw a stickman! *draws an epic face with a top hat*

I am a silly bandit who likes to swallow turtles. BOW DOWN TO ME.