Blood_Shadow55

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Im a 14 year old male, oh, you want to hear more? Well of course!
well, i know the voices in my head arent real, but sometimes they have really good ideas…
other than wasting my disappointing life on this site i like listening to music (mostly Eminem and slipknot) drawing, and just chilling. if u ever want to hang with me, just ask

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/▌ meet bob, he is the chosen one, copy and paste him on your account to help him take over Kongregate

ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı pǝpɹɐʇǝɹ ʞooן noʎ uǝɥʇ ’sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı

10% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you’re in the 90% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!" post this in your profile!

Four truths
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot

A friend visits you in jail.

A best friend bails you out of jail.

A real friend sits next to you in jail and says ‘’That was so fricking awesome!’’

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did