BlazeTheeKing

First, lets get this clear. I hate my name, I would change it any day, if my statistics wouldn’t reset on my games.
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Why I don’t want a girlfriend story
gets girlfriend, gets dumped, gets depressed gets new girlfriend, dumps girlfriend, feels bad and depressed gets new girlfriend #NotLearninghas massive argument has affair with new girlfriend, has drunken sex with slutty hooker girlfriend,* dumps hooker, gets arrested 3 times, gets psychopathic girlfriend marries, psychopathic girlfriend kills family, gets new girlfriend, gets dumped after looking through criminal history records, gives up, goes to stripclub “HOLY SH*T, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE MUM!?”
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A deep poem/metaphor construct I wrote myself.
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Life is a couch. You can relax on it, but if you don’t take care of it, it goes to ruin, and you would be better off to repair it.
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Logic is a toilet. Screw logic! You need the damn thing to do your business, but it’s also usefully filthy!
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Death is a rubbish bin. It is needed, as without Death, the world population would overflow and there would be nothing, and too much death. But it also stinks.
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Food is money. If one has just enough, that is all you need. If you have to much, you will be depressed with greed, and be overweight.
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Sex is candy. You can have a bit, but if you go to far. Without the continuous harmony of death and the creation of life , the world would be corrupt if there was too much, but with too little, humanity would not exist.
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Perspective is a china glass. It is fragile, not to be played with. It is beautiful, opens up to you and shows you the intricate decorations upon it, but if you smash it, why is there any use for a brain or the concept of an opinion?
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This generation uses too much unnecessary appliances, although some is good. They are unneeded for survival. Time changes. We are not as strong of a species as we used to be, physically. And for some, maybe not mentally either. Don’t smash that.
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I am the leader of the 2nd largest clan in TDP4. I am the leader of the third largest clan in TDP4 history. All hail PIE! I started playing TDP4 on August 14th, 2011.
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Le Trollin’
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IFailedEpicly: To CryptNight: we’ve been proven wrong by a 13 year old. D: CryptNight: lol (reply) To CryptNight: We’re a disgrace xD CryptNight: xD (reply) To CryptNight: Hence! For I will Commit suicide Like a Japanese samurai.
Blizzardy3 trolling a scammer: http://oi41.tinypic.com/14y4x9e.jpg
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I am the elite. Here is my proof: http://prntscr.com/pmsv4
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TDP4 Level 60 on 18/2/13
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TDP4:
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ITS SO TRUE!
xXDeath42Xx: If deathy says you can, you can.
Jzst: well if death says you can then you can
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Laser Tag rules:
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Discretion rules: http://prntscr.com/1lfll2
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My reaction to many things: http://i.qkme.me/35lkrg.jpg
It’s so seksy.
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