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Jun. 09, 2021
That awkward moment when you give up both double-jump and jump, then regain double-jump but still can't jump.
Jun. 08, 2020
If you left-click on any of the links in the Options page, it tries to open the link inside the game window rather than opening a new tab/window. This does some weird stuff with the Discord link and the MIT License page (the screen shows a "failed to connect" page). Interestingly, the browser's back/forward navigation will properly navigate the page inside the game window, rather than the tab I'm using.
Jun. 07, 2020
Something that surprised me, is that the order of toppings matters a LOT. For example, check out Hardtack with Cinnamon and Peanut Oil. If Peanut Oil is first, you get a pretty lack-luster product (53 Flavor, 20XP, 4 Fame, 92 Credits), but if you do Cinnamon first you get something MUCH BETTER (530 Flavor, 44XP, 38 Fame, 635 Credits). Same cost, same effort, TOTALLY different result.
Developer Reply
It's true -- order does matter, sometimes quite a bit. (Basically some ingredients are adding value while others are scaling value; so getting additions in first then scaling can make a big difference.)
Aug. 23, 2019
It looks like the slowdown on floors below floor 10 are due to doing a string comparison between floors, rather than a numerical comparison (floor 4 < floor 49, but floor 5 > floor 49). I imagine the same problem would crop up again once the "Highest Floor" value went above 100.
Jun. 09, 2017
Based purely on the tooltip for Energy, I'm surprised the new currency was named Crystal instead of Coffee
May. 05, 2017
Does anyone know how many Relics are available? I've got 9, I was wondering if there were any more.
There's actually only 8 obtainable by normal means (there is a 9th in the code, but it's only for debugging purposes)
Apr. 15, 2016
I have a suggestion: The ability to reset your Upgrades (not Prestige upgrades, the regular ones) without having to prestige. This would let us test different types of build without having to build back up from the start every time.
Feb. 09, 2015
Of course, that's if you try to do it all in one run. If you space it out, you only need to get 5 runs of 1k EP, or 10 runs of 500 EP, etc
For those of us trying to math out how much power/heat we have to take care of to earn 5k EP, it's 12,502,500 Qadrillion, or about 12.5 Sextillion (since we start the triangular progression at 1 Quadrillion).
May. 31, 2010
for F5, as tweezers. 4+IS4ebkEuHk4mICAA==
Aug. 12, 2009
Amazing game, sad to see it's fallen out of style, though.
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