Battlecock's Comments

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This game is sneaky in its Capitalist ways. Giving bonuses for ad watching, which costs them nothing, but we want it, and they get paid for it. "Takes a deep breath" Ah the sweet smell of Capitalism!

I should say, if this game somehow offends you, you need to ask yourself "why does this offend me?" The little men are not said to be anyone specific. Do you know terrorists? Do you support them? Does it anger you to see them being killed in a digital game? Pathetic.

No one gives a damn if the game offends "Muslims". Get over it. Not sure why anyone think any "faith" should be immune to satire. Fuis Cklam

That last door is still locked damnit.

Murry Critma guise!

Man, no one is ever hear when I come around :(

Yeah... I miss you guys too.

Took me an hour to get a medium badge? Kongregate... Really? How bout bump this one up a level.

...And I thought I REALLY fluffed up when I killed the bird. Turns out YOU CAN change the past. All you need is a flower from a decade old parrot a funky gas shroom some peyote and some liquid pill, slap all that in a condenser and BAM! You just traveled through time.

Battlecock is Battlecock

Did Crazy Bone give you permission to use his music?

When a cop has his lights on aren't cars supposed to move rather than merge closer?

At least I got to slap down the evil bastard they toyed with a childs emotions! Other than that, not the best game, good try though.

Because its a multiplayer game. There are no missions, dont like? Make a better game for yourself.

I assumed this would be a very rage inducing game but really not too bad overall, nice work, 5/5.

Its nearly as scary as Slenderman when you bust around a corner and BAM a spooky ghost in your face!

Any game that shows the massacre of unicorns is just fine in my book.

Needs more (. Y .) xD

Beat the game in its entirety, and all my stuff is gone! I am very sad :(