Bakururu

About me: If you haven’t realized already I’m a Keroro Gunso fan. I’m a randomalicious person, and usually act immature to some degree.

How I view Life: “Let’s party til we die!”

My Favorites

Anime: Keroro Gunsou (Obviously!), Mahou Sensei Negima!?, Negima! (There’s a difference between the two), DN Angel, Dragonball Z, GT, and Kai

Video Games: Too many to list

Micellaneous Crap:

Check out these wacky labels!
-On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair!)

-On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

-On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

-On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it’s ‘just’ a suggestion!)

-On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let’s experiment.)

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn’t that save more time? Whose body?)

-On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

-On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

-On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

-On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

-On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I’m curious.)

-On Sainsbury’s peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

-On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you’ve tried this.)

-On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That’s right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
If you think these are AMAZINGLY funny, copy and paste this into your profile!