BabyDunkin17

You Know what rhymes with prison Bitch? Prison Snitch.

What has two legs, but cant walk? someone with two broken legs.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored man walk into the bar.
The Bartender says get out.

A horse walks into a bar, so the bartender asks, “why the longface?”
The horse says, “My alcoholism is ruining my family.”

All boyfriends are protective of their girlfriends.
Till you break a kneecap or two.

You know how to make a plumber sad?
Murder his family.