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“Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” ~Terry Prachett

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. – Terry Pratchett

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove. – Terry Pratchett

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate… – Terry Pratchett

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. – Terry Pratchett

A mind needs books like a sword needs whetstone. – Tyrion Lannister

Everything’s better with some wine in the belly. – Tyrion Lannister

Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. – Tyrion Lannister

Those are brave men. Let’s go kill them." – Tyrion Lannister

“Some battles are won with swords and spears, others with quills and ravens.” Tywin Lannister

“Always do whatever’s next.” – George Carlin

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” – George Carlin

“I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it’ll be much harder to detect. " – George Carlin

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. " – George Carlin

“If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him. " – George Carlin

“If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.” – George Carlin

“When someone is impatient and says, “I haven’t got all day,” I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?" – George Carlin

“Respect My Authority!” – Eric Cartman

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can’t seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

“Stan, don’t you know the first law of physics? Anything that’s fun costs at least eight dollars.” – Eric Cartman

“Screw you guys, I’m going home” – Eric Cartman