AzureDragon2

Height: 6’2"
Eyes: REALLY light blue (white with contacts)
Hair: Brown (kinda long :S)
livin in alot of places lately…somewhere in uk next year
私は、夜のバンプだもの、私はあなたの頭の中の声が、私は…龍ですか? ……..ので、母と私自身の

Crappy jokes: Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris….

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more “humane”.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division.”

Originally Chuck Norris was to play froto in Lord of the Rings but turned the job down cause only a panzy needs 3 movies to destroy jewlery. Also Chuck Norris was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds.