ApeKing's Comments

*inexcusable

It would be a decent game if it didn't have so many glaring issues. For one there is almost zero grace period when taking damage. You go from full to zero in mere seconds and that's excusable since your hitbox is ENORMOUS and there are traps everywhere.

Think I found a serious bug. After maxing out the candy value, leaving, then coming back the candy that comes out is back down to basic candy only worth 1 or 2 dollars. All that money wasted...

Stop trying to justify there being no save feature and just ****ing ADD ONE.

Diabeetus

NOOOO YOU CHANGED THE JINGLE PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BAAAAAAAAAAACK *sobs*

Why the hell does the dragoon ram use durability even when you dont hit anything with it? Makes zero sense.

Hey this is pretty fu- >demo Yeah no. 0/5

I love how junior555 there gets so many negative votes for telling the truth. The game is almost 100% luck based. I have tried 30+ times to beat the second hole to no avail. Often with a sore of more than 10 over par. It's ridiculous.

Yes I get the joke. No it isn't funny. game will be rated for what it is: terrible. Anyone who rates this higher than a 1 needs to leave this site for good.

Oh god the first few levels' music. IS THAT KEYBOARD CAT I HEAR?

Get rid of Lifespan altogether and the game would be fun. As it is it just ads frustration to the game and nothing more.

Normally I dont rate a game on it's difficulty but in this case that difficulty ruins the rest of the game. It depends too much on dice rolls and 99% of the time it's in the opponents favor. This artificial difficulty takes away form the game which is really sad because it is made VERY well and is a great spin on the gem matching sub genre of puzzle games. But since gameplay is what makes a game...I have to give it a 1/5. Fix the AI and it will be a definite 5/5.

I KNOW THIS SONG. Isaac Albéniz's Asturias (Leyenda) HELLS YEAH

The only reason this game doesn't have badges is all the retarded RB fans are being butthurt and lowering the score. I say give it badges ti spit them and rub it in their faces.

This is the happiest freaking game I have ever played and it would deserve a 5/5 for that alone. But its also fun.

the game has ZERO difficulty curve. One minute there is barely anything on the screen, the next it sends 100+ enemies all at once and it becomes impossible to win. 0/5

It's broken for me, and apparently for a lot of other people (not that anyone would know because people STUPIDLY rate their comments low) I cannot even beat the first level. My gives are perfectly still and I am sitting here waiting for the game to register it. The Next button will not light up. I'm sorry but an unplayable game gets a 1/5

I have seen this EXACT game before only it was one in Gamemaker. I dont know if you are the original maker of it but I am highly suspicious.

Joke games do not deserve badges,