Alpha_and_Omega's Comments

You are "Chief Virgin the Tragic Pedo..." :( (Oh and I'm destined to microwave nothing)

Try to avoid picking up health in lower waves of the zombie thing, it's nice to have tons of it later. And spinning in slow circles does work to a degree for killing large groups.

They need a badge for reaching a certain height (like 100,000 or something) because otherwise the only reason to play free play is for fun, but ti gets boring after you get high enough to not come back down.

88589 Newspaper articles were great.