Ainsley_Harriott's Comments

God damnit I was gonna call my group the Jingle Janglers. But other than that, one of the really good games I've played in a while (and that's coming from someone who procrastinates for days on games).

I don't usually expect to say this, but congratulations on making a game that literally f*cks you

There's a certain charm you've gotta love about how anti-climatic it is when your rocket launches into space, lands standing upright, and doesn't explode (or get a single scratch) upon the very, very, high speed landing.

Son: See dad? I told you I'd return your car unharmed! Dad: Jeremiah (cus you know his name's Jeremiah), the paint has been scraped off of every bit of the car Son: Oh, I only grazed it. Tis' but a flesh wound. Dad: Cars don't have flesh, Jason. Son: Umm...yes they do. Dad: I'm getting the belt. (No Jeremiahs were harmed in the making of this joke, only grazed)

Dude what the crap? This is horrible! Do you realize how many have commit suicide after talking to that chubby emoji dude? You remove it right now before more people decide to join me in hell! Or...heaven. Screw it if I know.