AdorabelleGamer's Comments

Aw, I wish we could save the Warlock...

My mother is throwing saucepans at me in quick succession while I desperately try and dodge them in my underwear and my only thought is - where the heck is she hiding these pans?! While I am pondering on this strange enigma - she hits me in the head, diminishing my last heart and even though she hit my head, I clutch my buttocks in a last great cry of anguish as I perish on the floor (or rather into the floor) in my final farewells...Until I tap space again to respawn. - Clarence on his deathbed

I remember playing this when I was 9, so many good memories. It was the game that got me into strategic positioning.

You are Desperate Magnificent Mom, the impeccable camwhore, destined to drill your neighbour?...This makes so much sense it's scary.

You are Hitler's savior, the one and only otaku, destined to spill coffee on his sister.