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final mission of the enforcer questline, most dangerous opponent weve ever faced, i prepare my land ship, get the best crew i can on short notice, and head off to face the threat. The enemy ship approaches, but it only has 30 health. At first i fear that it doesnt take damage, or has stupidly high defense, or perhaps its an enemy that you cannot defeat for a surprise ending. I ready myself for the bitter fight ahead, and press attack. The enemy takes 30 damage and dies instantly. DA FUQ

my boss fight strategy use boost, find boss, use lightning strike to stun, get in close, get off 1 good hit with club weapon, use sheildbash, then spam attacks with thrust and sheildbash whenever the come off cooldown. hasnt failed me yet

when your norman knights charge an enemy and wipe them out completley, all 500 dead in one move, it just feels kind of amazing

EARTH SHATTERING NEWS!!!!!!!! DREG GOT PREGNANT WITH THE DRUG ADDICTED HORSE

how do these games make me sooo emotianal!!!!!!!

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Quick question , for the boss fights, am i the only one that uses everyone but matts turn on either debuffing the enemy, ,or using an orange juice then various beers, then let everyone else die for matt who the has double health and all his stats buffed to the limit, with the right sword, and just doing 100k+ damage with revenge every turn?

in one small 1ft tall garbage can, i found a custom stock AK, a chainsaw, 2 skill books, 1 medkit, and a jar of rasberry jam. the real question is, what kind of parties do these office workers have!?!?!?

First battle in wich nataila saw the rescue dogs, she said "OOOOHH PUPPIES" lance then immediatley summoned his war machine and gunned them all down XD

how do you reach the next stage, im stuck on stage 1

Today class, i would like to point out 4 intresting things. 1.pens can be built anywhere on ground level that isnt underground 2.once built when on an island with a barn/farm thing, pens require no mantnince. 3. you can build a barn on the island to the left of starter island 4. the desert sectiuon of aforementioned island is "useless"(wink wink) flat ground level ground. 5. the barn in the nice part of the island affects all ground, ALL ground on this island. Coinclusion- 20 some extra pens of sellable food producing resoures=Lots of free bacon!!!!!!!!!

i was late game, almost done with it, just a few battles to go, when the game froze, ok i hit refresh, i had saved the game after every battle so this should be okay right, WRONG completley wiped my game progress, if saving the game many many times, then refreshing it ONCE when it BROKE deletes my progress then i have issues with this game, does any one know how to get progress back?

wow... I didn't know some pirates could attack 6 galleons and 3 fortresses and sink two galleons

my companion had the gernade launcher, i had a sledge hammer, so i approched a zombie and just as the sledge mage contact with the zombies head, my companion fired the gernade launcher-----------making it look like i hit the zombie so hard that it blew up :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!

its always a darn crossbowman in the corner that kills me