7EyeMongoose's Comments

carefully.... carefully.... annihilate his entire chest cavity.

Who does the honor really belong to in this game? the janitor.

Fun Fact: it takes 48 thousand dollars to destroy earth.

i own a horse.

life lesson #4119: if something so massive that it can wipe out an entire army with its snot moves to town. move out of town.

After over an hour, you have to ask yourself: am i really willing to drive myself clinically insane for a badge that more than likely will never be looked at again, myself included? short answer, yes. yes i am.

beware the viking helmet. when you train climbing an avalanche will knock you down. regardless of were you are or are not. and it will piss you off. just a heads up

whew... they just don't make giraffes like they used to.

bouncing between two islands for 30 seconds.... what a talented little fish

the mushroom went unused.... unfortunate.

the music is amazing, like a neo-megaman

wooly... such a douchephant...

if only they made it solar powered...

i threw the corpse... and it was just as satisfying as i thought it would be

95% chance of hitting... more like 50%

liquid measure-the only game on kongregate that makes you want to urinate

in a world with mutants, frequent battles to the death, and magic abilities, pants are a rarity.

i cannot quit playing it :D

wish yarn balls did that to my cat too

i found a friggin light saber... sweet