32OrtonEdge32's Comments

gotta love your 50,000 dollar sky tube disappearing

I'm thinking there should be a way to earn gold through gameplay. The game may not be pay-to-win but it seems to be pay-to-have-fun. The game's slow-loading and unstable as all hell. The tutorial doesn't help much, you're pretty much just guessing what to do the entire time. A way to queue actions (NO GOLD PRICE) would be nice.

I think just pressing a button would be better than clicking where to throw.

How is there no "+ this if you're only here for My First Quest" comment yet?

Can you beat 23000? 3/5

@SirDude117 Yeah, the animations on BB and BBR are leaps ahead of Toss the Turtle, but the upgrade system is also a hell of a lot better. (For others: SirDude117 wrote "Best launching game out there. Why? Amazing animations, that's why. Turtle launch had some nice ones, but man, it's fun to watch this bison fly."

Underrated, but it could be better. 3/5. Fix the graphics and make it in proper English and then we're looking at a 4/5. Also, address the bugs people have been having!

Finally, I don't have to go to [adult swim] to play this!

...did you just take this from some other game site? Either way, it's not good.

@OisinMurray: It's because you're going faster than them.

Saints Row: The Third > GTA V

Idea for the next version: Splenda Splenda: Vegan Edition

@flame51 Trolling isn't against the "rules", because it's just another form of editing. It wouldn't be fair to restrict one type of fun while promoting another.

Does anyone else find themselves yelling out random things and squirming when you go through a tight gap between squares? I think my highlight was "nnnnrgh...ARGYLE SWEATER!"

You should add a feature to allow users to submit morphs.

...Clicking Submit led me to the website for Goodyear tires. Anyone else have that? Why?

To make the game a bit less boring, make it so you can but more than one of each item at a time, or more than one. I can't tell you how long I spent at McTrevor's getting beer and fat in a jugs.

Well, I beat level 5, but six seems impossible. What do you equip to stop the red wave? I tried the rusty knife, the bow and arrow, and the dragon egg, but I kept getting killed.

What retailer sells these fine products?

1: Failed 2: Failed (8) 3; Win 4: Failed (green hammer) 5: Win