Endarei

Since The Singularity and The have both died, I am now a chat vagrant. A ghost of chatrooms past. Pay me no mind.
Quotes or something (warning: wall’o’text)

BlueFox: Endarei doesn’t make friends
BlueFox: she makes minions.
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TavishDegroot: ’Rei’s so manly, SHE ravishes TAVISH!
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bloocheese565: nobody should have to deal with myto’s level of guy PMS
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audial40: you cant handle my 2 inches of awesome sir.
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mytosypian: Here in the Singularity, attention whoring and actual whoring is encouraged and mandated by audial.
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emzy555: people with boobs should be able to tease others with boobs.
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audial40: difference between a muffin and a cupcake…go.
BlueFox: one is good, the other is better
Endarei: Cupcakes are tiny fail versions of muffins that wish they were as cool as muffins, but will never be, so they hide their shame in frosting and sprinkles.
audial40: lol
audial40: im goin with endarei’s answer here.
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Secrets: I know where penis goes! I’m 18!
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Darkobra: Which part of “no” didn’t you understand? Was it the part where you were told you couldn’t do it or the part you were told not to?
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Tarlanon: It’s official now, btw.
Tarlanon: Singularity is my new Kong ‘Family’
Tarlanon: God help me.
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AlyssaRP11: Idc if i am f-ing 11
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BlueFox: Alyssa is 11?
AlyssaRP11: no.
Darkobra: Yes she is
AlyssaRP11: STFU
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Tactical720: air fresheners make my nose feel weird
Darkobra: You’re not supposed to SNORT them
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Darkobra: I wonder how sweet a girl would say if I said “I love you more than I would love finding a katana in the middle of a zombie apocalypse”
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mytosypian: The next episode involves Jack torturing someone with a blowtorch.
mytosypian: I guess you could say he would be
mytosypian: Torchuring him.
mytosypian: YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Endarei: really?
Blaze55555: lol
Endarei: ‘.
audial40: what is this?
Blaze55555: fail
Blaze55555: pun
mytosypian: Either way, next week’s episode is going to be hot.
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Haydennaiter: Pen!s
Endarei: Mine’s bigger
BoredPayne: ^
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mytosypian: Seriously, where’s a gay man when you need him?
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BlueFox: remember, if we were your parents, there’s no way we’d let you stay up this late
Secrets: It’s 4am here.
Secrets: But I’d have awesome parents :D
Secrets: That don’t constantly argue and cry and moan and shout all the time like mine
BlueJynnx: Oh we moan.
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THE quotes:

moorsy: I am all the muppets.

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typ38550: well i like to have sex with women
typ38550: touching their ass, putting dick into their dick and touch their boobs
codyosley72: Wow dude, what kind of women are you having sex with typ? " putting dick Into their dick"
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KirsiKat: Mody’s my favourite STD.
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Anthill Outtakes:
JAN 19 – 2:18PM
Storageheater: i guess i’d describe this as a flash mob sex ed class
JAN 26 – 2:07PM
Storageheater: i’m not a prostitute but i can give you what you want
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Full pic:http://i44.tinypic.com/1zxqo2c.jpg
Album:http://tinypic.com/a/21lkj/1