Afthartos

" The best thing to happen. Ever. " – Rasputin
" Wow " – Queen Victoria I
" 10/10 " – IGN
" BUHUHUHUHUUHUUHUHUH " – Lars Ulrich

It has been proven that a Flint a day will keep any chance of life success away.

So, what would you like to know? My terrible life story? NAH! You want to know what I’m like, right? I’m just a normal guy, up until recently I’ve been uh…. A meanie-face. I’m trying to change up everything to get to a peaceful place in my life, but I feel like hell itself will freeze over before I get that.

I’m tall and hairy. I’m like a lumberjack but with a bit of babyface. Being 17 isn’t too bad, it’s actually kind of cool, it’s a really chillin’ year, dog.

I have a complex where I hate finishing things. Books, games, movies I even hate finishing sentenc-

I’m a cool guy, just get to know me.