KoRn897Disturbed

Honestly I don’t know where I am now. My old room is gone qq
I mostly just chat in Spellstone, or lurk in room chats. Which are apparently all disappearing. RIP

The username is facetious. I also considered “Avenged7Knot” and “Suicide_Sirens”
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Quotes
babydinosaur2013: sry left other chat room cause they were making fun of Jesus(:
KoRn897Disturbed: Isn’t Jesus so lame?
tommyboy2828: guys, don’t make fun of Jesus…. i mean, if Jesus didn’t exist, who would make my tacos at Taco Bell?

CrowCane: I saw a small Mexican boy get picked up by a windowless van. That is what I call “Aliens vs Predator”

Caitlin97xxxx: hands cyan a strap-on This is to make up for your inadequacies

givennomercy: The lesbians next door wont let me sleep.
givennomercy: ****ing carpet munching assholes moan so loud I can hear it through the walls.

ColdHusk: To those of you undeserving of sexual acts involving railroad spikes and a blowtorch, Love yah, bye!

WolfBrother1983: “Bend it like Beckham” should be a sex position.

Dawns_End: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a massive flying vagina

shyataroo: he probably watches gay porn from far away so he can convince himself he’s straight
shyataroo: ITS NOT GAY IF I CAN’T SEE WHAT THEY’RE DOING. lol

WolfBrother1983: I take Korn’s offer to sodomize me sexually as a serious offer :p

FluffyDtheNinja: I would brutally molest Korn all night long

ColdHusk: Gracie, be a big girl and hug your gut covered erection sporting father. e.e

WolfBrother1983: I’d film Soft Warrior & Korn. Love story of the age ;)
Dawns_End: Light BDSM is the best.
cYaNtnT: Screw the light stuff, let’s go full-on!

JuntaEnna: i imagine a guy mounting you and screaming “high ho silver, away!”

FluffyDtheNinja: My dick is so hard it could cut Diamonds

Gab1er: ‘’if you like it, put a ring on it’’ is probably how cockrings were invented

WolfBrother1983: We’ll all get together and do cockslut spin the bottle.

cYaNtnT: It may be little, but it sure packs a punch!

Paulverizer11: Yeah, Korn, don’t be such a rtarded didlo, and quit pissing people oodff! XD

WolfBrother1983: Doom, you know what I wouldn’t mind. If I ask a girl out, she turns me down, and as I’m leaving she goes “Cobra! Retreat!”

shyatar001: “Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, ’Alohomora!

TomB104: according to these statistics that i just made up, 192% of all marriages end because of goat-infidelity

runnoft: i use to be a goat f*cker like you, and then i took an arrow to the dick

Godlike_Manners: MORE BOINGO

runnoft: im about jacking some girls man, yo
runnoft: jacking him so hard

runnoft: “excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Rape Sloth?”

KoRn897Disturbed: Hi, I’m Krystal and I’m three months sober from crack. Also, my boyfriend beats me up, but that’s only because he loves me!

Godlike_Manners: Nigmion.
Godlike_Manners: That sounds like a great name for a Pokemon.
sikma200: polynigmion’s main ability is “Accuse Racism” :)

red572: Nobody in this chat room likes anything but Satan and Little Girls.

runnoft: “hello, my name is jesse, f*ck you. im a dark mage hobbit of the menstruating vagina peak”
KoRn897Disturbed: Beware my bloody, furry, slimy feet!
dude3001: i’d like to
dude3001: i’ll beware them all night.
KoRn897Disturbed: Oh my.
runnoft: “… i enjoy being a ragidy, old, crotchety grandfather with the rainbow dash express parked in my driveway”

KoRn897Disturbed: Me?!
KoRn897Disturbed: I’m not moist at all!
KoRn897Disturbed: Well.. Maybe a little.
KoRn897Disturbed: ..A lot. It’s like 6 Flags down there.
KoRn897Disturbed: Complete with the screams of children.

tommyboy2828: you know, i kind of want a handjob from Jesus… just think about it, when his fingers get tired, you can just use the holes in his hands

JessieKaye3: shhh, u get used to dads malfunctioning dick

Politure: Queen Lizzy Two is my nigga

Censored_Mind: Comedy is one part patience, one part repetition, and 2 parts dead baby jokes
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Well, that’s all for now. I’m sure I will add more later. At least to the quotes bit. I have many pages of quotes I just did not feel like sifting through. Anyway, you can thank Heath Ledger for hounding me to update this thing. And remember, in Rape Sloth we trust.