CountryBoy71321

Oh goody, here’s the part where I try to summarize and validate my existence in a few measly paragraphs just to try and get a bunch of people I’ve never met to like me! Joy! Hmm… about me eh? Thats a tough one. Oh, I guess I’ll tell you about when I first came on Kong. I started in The Warehouse, and then a friend I met there told me about this awesome place. It’s called “The Garden.” So that’s my life on Kong. Find me in the Garden, or occasionally in the Village. Now for some quotes and text-based pictures. Enjoy!
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Draconoxious: So you missed it lancer I was driven halfway to insanity and back by this room earlier -—————- Draconoxious: there were more Trolls in here than a Harry Potter Cosplay convention.
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Answer enough, we’re ****ing crazy americans. We blow people up just for the hell of it. Cuz we are AMERICANS! Hell yeah.
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MENTALGOOSE: NOTICE! Due to a recent rise in gas and electricity bills, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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NtriusWhiteMoth: Those who fear the dark have not seen what light can do—fear not the darkness, but the terrible, terrible light…
NtriusWhiteMoth: Light isn’t necessarily good, dark isn’t necessarily bad.
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TheLetterB: I am the most threatening man in pink clothes you will ever see.
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xetsilb: The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn’t sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.
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Spitfyre32x: Sometimes, i mix i can’t believe it’s not butter with real butter to make “I can believe some of it’s butter!”
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Lancer873: Aww… no lols? I thought that was a good reference
CountryBoy71321: O sorry. “Lol”
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SonoTennotsukai: I cook, clean, sex, and I come with Double D’s and replacable batteries.
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Me: turns BFG into BFG mk-10. Use this.
Draconoxious: I’m not using a gun you made. It’ll probably shoot jelly beans or something.
Me: No, it shoots Skittles. Jelly beans aren’t aerodynamic, silly.
Draconoxious: TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHA****A! Shoots xD
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TheLetterB: Back in my day we didn’t have these fancy vidjuh games. At recess the teacher gave us all bats and whoever came back got to eat lunch.
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CountryBoy71321: I heard about this guy who got into the lion’s den at the zoo. He then got mauled by the lion. And people were wondering how the could help keep people out, and a friend of mine suggested a deterrent, like putting some kind of fierce animal in the…
CountryBoy71321: cage, which would attack anyone who climbed in.
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Draconoxious: I have a velociraptor on roller skates armed with a rocket pack and a pair of scissors. Your argument is invalid.
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